Gutfoundered

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Winter fought spring, and spring wore winter down with superior ring generalship.

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Bones loves snow. Say the word snow and he’s all what, whoa, snow?! He’ll run outside and eat it out of the air, and then he’ll run around the deck and shovel it up with his mouth, and then he’ll come inside and one minute later think what, whoa, snow?! And man, he eats so much that soon he has to pee it all out. So off he goes, into the yard again, and as soon as he’s done peeing, he eats more snow, and the cycle goes on this way until he finally tires himself out and collapses on the couch.

Snow?

Snow?

Colonial-American Word of the Day
Gutfoundered: (n) exceedingly hungry

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Back, St. Matthew Passion, “Kommt, Ihr Töchter, Helft Mir Klagen”

Roof Sparrow

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?!$#@% Snow Tonight

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I got a lot of that weekend to-do list accomplished. Still need to break down cardboard, read more Shakespeare, and write the “Megadeth for Kids” essay.

Re-hanging the heavy bag with a shock-absorbing spring went well, but was a challenge to do alone, since the bag weighs… I don’t remember, but it’s. You know: heavy. I bear-hugged it onto a table so I could un- and re-hook the thing, and now it’s all springy and ready for action. If it falls due to improper support, I will totally credit my thunderous power.

Speaking of which, hell of a fight between Timothy Bradley and Ruslan Provodnikov over the weekend. One of the best I’ve seen in a while. And I’m getting very excited about the upcoming Rios/Alvarado II. Their first fight would have been fight of the year if not for Pacquiao/Marquez stealing the show in late 2012.

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Colonial-American Word of the Day
Kiddeys: (n) Young Thieves

Music
Phosphorescent, “Song for Zula” … Excited to hear this whole album, out tomorrow.

Stuff and Things: Weekend Edition

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Dry-knuckle cold

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My wife and son went to Philadelphia to visit my brother-in-law. Bones and I are running the show around here. It’s going to be super manly. Naturally I’ve compiled a to-do list.

  1. Daily writing of my next novel, which is coming along well
  2. My first real use of Dragon Dictate for Mac; I’ll be dictating 80+ pages of handwritten text into Word
  3. Buy food
  4. Read a bunch of Shakespeare, since I’ve fallen behind on my one-a-week New Year Resolution
  5. Prep taxes for accountant
  6. Mail stuff at UPS
  7. Walk Bones
  8. Break down a lot of recyclable cardboard
  9. De-junk the basement
  10. Do a written interview
  11. Write a short essay called “Megadeth for Kids”
  12. Re-hang the heavy bag with a thick spring to reduce the effect of my House-Shaking Right Cross

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Colonial-American Word of the Day
Paper scull: (n) a thin-skulled, foolish fellow

Go Forth!
How to make a temporary backyard brick oven

Music
The Clancy Brothers & Tommy Makem, “Finnegan’s Wake”

Life Beyond Writing Q&A: Robin Sloan

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Twenty questions for authors, none about writing. Some questions are not in the form of a question. (Previous Q&As may be found HERE.)

This week we have ROBIN SLOAN, author of Mr. Penumbra’s 24-Hour Bookstore.

Robin Sloan1. Rename yourself.

RS: John Eliot Sinclair

2. Satan hoofs up and says two words to you. What are they?

RS: “Work harder.”

3. Give us an A+ summer song.

RS: “Merey Mathay” by Kiran Ahluwalia [Youtube]

4. What is the worst injury you’ve ever sustained?

RS: Involved the feet; gruesome; footprints of blood.

5. Form a supergroup using any four musicians, living or dead, that would be thoroughly awesome to experience, for better or worse.

RS: I like the idea of a collaboration between past and future selves, a la Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. I’d like to assemble the Paul Simons of 1972, 1986, 1990, and 2011 and have them all sing in harmony.

6. What was your best Halloween costume?

RS: A member of the Borg. Unfortunately, nobody in my school knew who the Borg were.

7. Tell us something you built.

RS: In my first apartment, I built a bookshelf… out of… BOOKS. Think about it!

8. If you could safely have one non-domesticated animal as a lifelong companion, what would it be? (Fantasy creatures are allowed.)

RS: I want an octopus. They are super smart.

9. What do you like to grow?

RS: Sourdough starter.

Mr Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore10. Name a thing you love that nobody else you personally know also loves.

RS: Cheez-Its

11. How would you like those eggs?

RS: Fried, with the yolk still runny

12. What’s the worst thing about your favorite holiday?

RS: It’s usually quite cold (at least here in the Northern Hemisphere).

13. You’ve just been turned into a lousy superhero. Who are you, and who is your nemesis?

RS: I am DOCTOR PANTS. I fight the shadowy international organization known only as 34/34.

14. Name a thought that has profoundly scared you in the night.

RS: Mostly it tends to be the heightened awareness of my heart beating, paired with the knowledge that, although they are vanishingly rare, there do exist maladies that cause it to just suddenly… stop.

15. You’re stinking rich. What’s the first thing you add to your home?

RS: Secret passageways and/or tunnels

16. What are you up to this weekend?

RS: Going up to Sonoma County

17. Which color makes you feel the most comfortable? The most anxious?

RS: I don’t really respond to colors that way.

18. What is the strangest job you ever had?

RS: My very first job was slightly strange in its simplicity, I guess. I worked at a greenhouse, where I was in charge of the dirt pile. When customers ordered potting soil, woodchips, peat moss, etc., I would carry it out to their car. That’s all I did. I moved dirt.

19. I mean honestly: aren’t you better off living without ___?

RS: …a smartphone? (Allow me to report: yes, you are!)

20. James Cameron discovers something new at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. What do you hope it is?

RS: Unimaginative, but: aliens, alien, always and forever aliens!

Robin Sloan grew up near Detroit and now splits his time between San Francisco and the internet. His first novel, Mr. Penumbra’s 24-Hour Bookstore, was published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux in 2012.

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Previous Q&As may be found HERE.

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Author Events on Demand

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Hi, all. There’s a new site called Togather that crowd-sources author events. Here’s how it works:

Let’s say you want an author (a handsome devil like me, for instance) to do a reading or signing at your local bookstore, library, Elks lodge, or PRIVATE HOME (via Skype or something). But maybe you’re located some distance from the author’s house, and he’s afraid of driving a long way only to find only two people in the crowd, or it’d be weird to Skype with a single mysterious stranger.

Just go to the Dennis Mahoney Togather Page and click “Start a Proposal” in the upper right. Create an account; it’s free and super-quick. Then propose an event.

Once the event is created, all I need is a certain number of RSVPs or purchased books in order to say, “Yeah! I’d love to attend this event!”

For in-person events, you need to contact your local bookstore or library about possible dates, but those are details that can be sorted out later if there’s enough interest for me to attend. Same with Skype chats with your book club. If you’re initial date doesn’t work for me, we can work something out.

Simplified explanation:

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So if you’d like me to visit or Skype, send me a proposal. I’d love to hear from you.

The Next Big Thing: Author to Author

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frankenstein-torch-1931It’s like an Olympic torch-pass without fire or athleticism! I love this idea, much as I enjoy a good torch. Many months ago, somebody came up with a bunch of questions for an author with an upcoming or new project. The author answered those questions on his or her blog, and then passed the questions to another author. The current participant always links to the blogs of both the previous and upcoming author, so everybody ends up connected in a big chain of mutual support. The original author was Kevin Bacon.

I recently got to know Nicola Griffith via Twitter. We share a love of the Patrick O’Brian Aubrey/Maturin novels, and we also share a publisher with FSG. Nicola has a GREAT sounding novel called HILD coming out on 11.12.13. It has a gorgeous cover. I’m looking forward to scoring an advance copy as soon as they’re available.

Nicola just answered The Next Big Thing questions and kindly passed them along to me. You can check out her answers (and learn more about HILD) over here at her blog.

I’m passing to Nathan Kotecki, who wrote a terrific YA novel called THE SUBURBAN STRANGE. An even better sequel, PULL DOWN THE NIGHT, is coming this fall.

Hey, remember when Evil Superman blew out the Olympic torch? What a jerk.

Here are my answers about FELLOW MORTALS:

  • What is your working title of your book (or story)?

THE NOVEL I WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT: A NOVEL, by Dennis Mahoney

  • Where did the idea come from for the book?

I’ve explained this a lot more thoroughly in an essay I did for Barnes & Noble, but here’s the gist: I started with the main character, Henry Cooper, who’s based on a minor character from an earlier failed novel. I needed a hero who would drive the story and create his own drama, not someone who simply had things happening to him. I had a very good sense of Henry right away. He’s old-school, decent, big-hearted, active. A great guy. The kind of person you’d love to have as a regular mailman. Then I needed to put him through a grueling self-generated ordeal, and I kicked a lot of ideas around, waiting for something vivid and elemental. I eventually thought of a tragic neighborhood fire that Henry accidentally starts along his route. Once I had that, Henry did a lot of the rest.

  • What genre does your book fall under?

It’s literary, which basically just means it isn’t any other recognizable genre. The book is primarily about personal and interpersonal struggles, in marriages, friendships, and a tiny community, but the characters do stuff and there’s a lot of motion in the plot, so it isn’t a book of broody rumination.

  • Which actors would you choose to play your characters in a movie rendition?

Of course my wife and I play this game from time to time. She’s usually better at it than I am. I’d love to see a lot of great character actors take it on, rather than anyone super famous. I do think Gosling would make an interesting Sam Bailey, the sculptor whose wife dies in the fire, but I can see plenty of people playing Sam.

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Michael Shannon is beginning to corner the market on fascinatingly disturbed outsiders, and might be perfect as the spiraling neighbor Billy Kane. I have no idea who would play Henry’s wife Ava, who’s a major character and really just lives in the book for me at this point. The only actor I can see playing Henry is Dean Norris, who plays Hank on Breaking Bad. He’s got that amazing mix of goofball manliness, awkward but profound emotion, and real strength. He’s has some of the funniest and bleakest scenes in that series, which is saying something.

  • What is the one-sentence synopsis of your book?

When an affable mailman accidentally starts a neighborhood fire, he risks his life and marriage trying to make amends with the victims, especially a sculptor named Sam whose wife died in the fire.

  • Will your book be self-published or represented by an agency?

I’m published by FSG and repped by Jim Rutman at Sterling Lord Literistic.

  • How long did it take you to write the first draft of your manuscript?

Six months. I spent a lot more time revising and rewriting.

  • What other books would you compare this story to within your genre?

Shakespeare, The King James Bible. Those books by Homer What’s-His-Name… the old man who used to read at weddings.

I honestly have no idea. FELLOW MORTALS been compared to the works of Stewart O’Nan, whose books I love, and who was gracious enough to write a front-cover endorsement, but flattering as that comparison is, I don’t entirely understand it. I suppose we share a pursuit of telling detail, especially about characters and relationships, but you can say that about most literary authors. I’m going to have jump ship on this question.

  • Who or what inspired you to write this book?

See Answer #1.

  • What else about your book might pique the reader’s interest?
Bones, who is essentially Wingnut come to life

Bones, who is essentially Wingnut come to life

I’ve been happy to find that different readers have different favorite characters. There’s a danger in writing a book with multiple points of view; it can be hard knowing whom to root for, and a reader might connect with some of the characters but feel cold toward others. So far the general reaction has been concern for the cast at large, with one or two characters really striking chords.

And I love that it’s different characters and chords for various readers. It’s like when somebody knows your aunt, and you can talk about your aunt, and then another person knows your spouse, so you talk about her. I was thrilled when a recent reviewer fell in love with Henry’s dog, Wingnut. I cared about Wingnut, too.

Now The Next Big Thing passes to Nathan Kotecki. Be sure to check Nathan’s site in the coming week for his own answers. Thanks again to Nicola for including me!

The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Reviews FELLOW MORTALS

The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reviewed FELLOW MORTALS on Sunday, and the online version has a long, rambly transcript of a telephone interview I did with the reviewer.

If you are an unknown author trying to get a first novel published, it helps to make your protagonist a bit of an outlier — an undiagnosed bipolar Amish vampire, say. But a quiet tale that turns on the fortunes and misfortunes of the small group of ostensibly normal people who inhabit a short, suburban cul-de-sac? My hat is off to Dennis Mahoney for successfully ushering to market his beguiling debut novel.

Click here to read more.

ZYZZYVA Reviews FELLOW MORTALS

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zyzzyvaThe literary journal Zyzzyva reviewed FELLOW MORTALS this week. A zyzzyva is a South American weevil.

Fellow Mortals is a thoughtful examination on how tragedy can change different people in different ways. But it also reveals how we often avoid confronting the fear and pain that manifests in our thoughts. When Sam Bailey finds himself lost in the forest, he is “thinking to himself, it’s all right, it’s all right, because he doesn’t want to say it out loud.” In Fellow Mortals, we can commiserate with that feeling.”

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Hey, I’m on the Talking Box!

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denniswnytI did an interview about FELLOW MORTALS on WNYT-NBC the other day.

Prior to walking in the door, my heart was like a crazed sparrow flying around my stomach, but I calmed myself down with deep breathing. This actually worked for a change.

I sat and watched the news show unfold, and then they sat me in a chair during a commercial break and wheeled the big cameras over. I deep-breathed again. I was stone-cold comfortable for the first minute of the interview, and then I caught a glimpse of myself on the monitor and forgot to breathe altogether. But I managed to make it through and flubbed only a single word, pronouncing “guilt” as “gult”. All told, I think it went pretty well.

You can watch the interview here.

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