Weather: A little of nothing
Local Animals: We had robins here on Saturday. Hey, remember the end of Blue Velvet?
Bonus Video About That Troubling Robin at the End of Blue Velvet, In Which We Learn That the Robin Had Been Killed by a School Bus Only Days Prior to Filming:
Word of the Day: fecundity: the quality or power of producing abundantly
Photo of the Day:
Pixies Lyric of the Day: There is this old man / Who spent so much of his life sleeping / That he is able to keep awake for the rest of his years – “Dig for Fire”
News: My parents’ dachshund Howard forgot his new squeaky dragon here at the house last night. Before driving over and leaving it in their mailbox, I wrapped the dragon in old wrapping paper, then more wrapping paper, then more wrapping paper, and then stuffed it all into a flap-top cardboard box (for kitchen garbage bags). On the box I left a taunting note, written on a Post-It: “Dear Howard: Your dragon is inside…if you can get it.” This will delight him.
Music: Smiths, “Meat Is Murder”